well...As far as jumping goes,its very easy to get better at jumping,just jump a lot.Heres an easy remedy.
Plant a corn stalk.
jump over it once a day every day.
dont stop until your feet go over the corn stalk every time.(once its fully grown) And as far as ask a ninja goes,i wouldnt be sure as to wether he knows anything about ninjas or not,but either way,thats how the public sees ninjas,as "people that flip out and kill" so,we simply humor it.
And yes chapel*camera change*that was a VERY nice post!