| Best Chuck Norris Jokes
Since Chuck Norris jokes are extremely popular here at the high school that I work at, I thought I'd start a thread with some I've heard and see what you guys can add:
1. There's no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There's just another fist.
2. Chuck Norris visited the U.S. Virgin Islands. Now they're just 'the Islands.'
3. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
4. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
5. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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