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Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.