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Old 02-11-2008, 11:39 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by souldrum71 View Post
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
That ones my fave, but I never tell it right.

When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris!
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