| chuck norris' tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried
chuck norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
there are no disabled people,only people who have met chuck norris
if paper beats rock, and rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, then what beats all three of them at the same time. Chuck Norris
Chuck norris once had an idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. we now know it as red bull.
although though no one knows this there are three sides of the force. the light side, the dark side, and CHUCK NORRIS
chuck norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food
chuck norris is luke skywalkers real father
god said let there be light. chuck norris said say please!
chuck norris doesn't consider it sex if the women lives. |