In August 2005 Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris went shark fishing 845 miles east of Bermuda and 1,139 miles west of the Azores Islands. After finishing off 10 kegs of Milwaukees Best and 2 barbequed tiger sharks Mr.T asked Vin Diesel to pull his finger. At the exact moment that Vin Diesel pulled Mr. T's finger Chuck Norris round house kicked Mr. T in the stomach "for fun". The resulting flatulence refered to by most as "Hurricane Katrina" has cost over $1.13 billion so far and almost destroyed New Orleans. To help aliviate his conscious Chuck will provide free "Roundhouse Kick" seminars to the hurricane victims. As for Mr. T he will simply pity the fools.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Chuck Norris is going to walk.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
The last man who made eye contact with Chuck Norris was Ray Charles.
Chuck Norris scared the black out of Michael Jackson.
Chuck Norris is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, Chuck Norris ate Kobayashi.
Chuck Norris has beat the sh*t out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a
laxative.
Chuck Norris invented orphans.
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Everything I know in life, I learned from watching the Fall Guy.
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I told you before I like you but I don't LIKE, like you.