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Originally Posted by John Takeshi  Adopted father. No. He's not my biochronogical father. After he adopted me, I tried to beat him up when he tried to make me eat a bowl of cold pea soup.
It was a big mistake. He quickly dispatched me and tied me up with his black belt. He then said: "this is the closest you'll ever come to getting a black belt."
He then force fed me the cold pea soup. I cursed him. He then said: "You remember how I said I'd make you eat hte bowl of soup?"
I shot back: "Mission accomplished, you old fogey!"
He then stuffed the bowl into my mouth and made me eat it.
Granted, it was a paper bowl, and I was eating with a paper spoon, but I'm allergic to most disposable kitchenware paper molds, so I nearly died.
I had a rough childhood.
I hope you guys fare better....both literally and figuratively. |
lol. kind of reminds me of my father