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Hell by the time I got to the threads title I knew who should have won, and I was right.
When quantity meets quality you are generally going to be hard pressed not to receive this award.
Congrats TFG.
Sidenote...the last time I got caught in a triangle from guard I farted really loud and then I tapped. For some reason I couldnt do them both at the same time and damn that choke hurt like hell.
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Even the best of men are capable of the most disgusting evil. Just as the most evil man is capable of showing kindness.
Do not be fooled into thinking your enemy's sin is worse than yours, or that your's is better than his.
Hell by the time I got to the threads title I knew who should have won, and I was right.
When quantity meets quality you are generally going to be hard pressed not to receive this award.
Congrats TFG.
Sidenote...the last time I got caught in a triangle from guard I farted really loud and then I tapped. For some reason I couldnt do them both at the same time and damn that choke hurt like hell.
HA!
At least you weren't the one doing the Triangle, that would just be wrong.
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Actually I was in an armbar when someone farted on my head. Luckily our gi is pretty thick .
That's just not right, not right at all.
Mario Yamasaki was famous for almost always farting on someone from mount whenever sparring in class. Everytime he would say "Black beans and rice, my friend!"
You knew it was coming, so your whole goal was to prevent him from passing and mounting. I never succeeded.
__________________ Whats so bad about a criminal teaching martial arts?
- Energizerbunny63
Mario Yamasaki was famous for almost always farting on someone from mount whenever sparring in class. Everytime he would say "Black beans and rice, my friend!"
You knew it was coming, so your whole goal was to prevent him from passing and mounting. I never succeeded.
My excuse is always muscle milk. All of my supplements make me gassy or maybe I'm just a gassy guy.
__________________ The name means...No matter how many times you cut him, he will never fall. My soul cutter has no name, it is merely a tool.
I'll Still Kill!
Even the best of men are capable of the most disgusting evil. Just as the most evil man is capable of showing kindness.
Do not be fooled into thinking your enemy's sin is worse than yours, or that your's is better than his.
My excuse is always muscle milk. All of my supplements make me gassy or maybe I'm just a gassy guy.
No, the muscle milk does a good job. Not as good as a lot of black beans, though...IMO. The black beans are like a gaurantee of good, smelly farts. Lots of fun for the whole family!
__________________ Whats so bad about a criminal teaching martial arts?
- Energizerbunny63
Mario Yamasaki was famous for almost always farting on someone from mount whenever sparring in class. Everytime he would say "Black beans and rice, my friend!"
You knew it was coming, so your whole goal was to prevent him from passing and mounting. I never succeeded.
Passing in more ways then one
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Everything I know in life, I learned from watching the Fall Guy.
Dang...I thought it was just me guys! Thank you for sharing this quality information. I actually had one of my students tell me that mine was the "gassiest karate class they had ever been to". LMAO I'll be sure to direct her to this thread. LOL