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Old 04-30-2008, 02:26 PM   #46 (permalink)

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Could only be better if it was named monkey SNATCHES the peach.


The caption is just as funny as the pic...
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I will be sure to use that much better definition when I teach that move tonight in class.
What if the "peaches werent large enough", the size of pits?

Monkey cant find the peach?
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I especially like the part of the caption that reads "Those skilled in chi kung can direct energy up the Ch'ueng Mo channel of the body and stop the heart."
Chi kung or not, if someone has a death grip on the family jewels, you'd better believe your heart is gonna stop.


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I especially like the part of the caption that reads "Those skilled in chi kung can direct energy up the Ch'ueng Mo channel of the body and stop the heart."
Chi kung or not, if someone has a death grip on the family jewels, you'd better believe your heart is gonna stop.


At that point, I think stoping the heart might be doing them a favor
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I especially like the part of the caption that reads "Those skilled in chi kung can direct energy up the Ch'ueng Mo channel of the body and stop the heart."
Chi kung or not, if someone has a death grip on the family jewels, you'd better believe your heart is gonna stop.


But still, directing energy up the Ch'ueng Mo channel of the body sounds provocative or a prostrate exam.
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Reading stuff like that is enough to stop a heart...
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Not being funny... But all this talking about peaches and hearts is making my chest funny... The heart rate is like slower.
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Not being funny... But all this talking about peaches and hearts is making my chest funny... The heart rate is like slower.
But is the talk about peaches, making something else feel funny????
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But is the talk about peaches, making something else feel funny????
Ahaha they're tryna tunnel their way back into my body. Which reminds me, have you guys heard of the... Erm... One of the Praying Mantis grandmasters who could retract his peaches?
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It wasnt just a Tohng Lohng guy.

Actually, I think it was from tying things to them where they got really small, or the skin around them enclosed them....
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It wasnt just a Tohng Lohng guy.

Actually, I think it was from tying things to them where they got really small, or the skin around them enclosed them....
What do you mean? The clip I saw, he just did some sort of meditation thing in a stance, tiger/ horse whatever. And he just like sucked them up. The presenter started kicking quite hard. But having said that, we was wearing clothes, so I dunno.
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What do you mean? The clip I saw, he just did some sort of meditation thing in a stance, tiger/ horse whatever. And he just like sucked them up. The presenter started kicking quite hard. But having said that, we was wearing clothes, so I dunno.
And it was a "CLIP"....
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