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Old 01-06-2006, 07:15 PM   #1 (permalink)

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One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a Judo tournament. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I have Kano, Mifune, Kotani, Kimura and all the greatest players up here".
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Old 04-20-2006, 05:34 PM   #2 (permalink)

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lol thats pretty good. Yeah i started mexican judo. Judono if i got a knife judono if i got a gun
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Old 06-12-2006, 07:38 PM   #3 (permalink)

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hahahha, ummmm errr..
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Haha thats a genuinely good joke. I like it. Cheers.
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Old 08-03-2006, 04:15 PM   #5 (permalink)

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LoL, good joke
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:23 PM   #6 (permalink)

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