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Old 05-20-2006, 01:16 AM   #1 (permalink)

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Hmmm... yeah, that's cool, but I don't know if Bruce would do it that way.

I don't think you could really hurt anyone with that technique.

Those Pyjamas look pretty funny.

That workout wasn't tough at all.

That looks just like Taekwondo. (In a karate class)

That hurts you idoit!

These classes are a bit pricey..

How much to take a grade?

Wow! Your wife/daughter is one hot babe!!

Your karate may be good, but I bet I can drink you under the table...
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Old 05-23-2006, 01:40 PM   #2 (permalink)

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Man, I couldn't have gotten away with not even 1% of those comments.....

Martial Arts instructors deserve respect.

Having said that, it's funny!!
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Old 05-23-2006, 04:09 PM   #3 (permalink)

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Ha ha,
Yes, I would like to meet the person who's got guts to say those to their instructor.
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Old 05-25-2006, 08:52 AM   #4 (permalink)

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Lol if i said any of thoes i would recive a quick roundhouse to the head
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Old 05-27-2006, 11:48 AM   #5 (permalink)

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That workout wasn't tough at all.
I have actually said that when I trained kenpo under my cousin's wing. That resulted in an immediate takedown before I even finished that sentence. Good times I must say.
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Old 06-04-2006, 07:05 PM   #6 (permalink)

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hahah that brought your feet straight back down to earth I bet..or your back more like
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Old 06-08-2006, 04:23 PM   #7 (permalink)

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Those were pretty funny. I imagined myself saying that to one of my instructors. A look of pure horror would flash on their face, then I would find myself doing laps and push ups or even sparring one of them, HAHA.
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I think the next step is daring a friend to do that ...It would really be camera-worthy though...
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Old 07-27-2006, 06:29 PM   #9 (permalink)

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"Wow! Your wife/daughter is one hot babe!!"

I don't think that should be said to any guy. Haha good one though
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LoL, I always say that about the work outs when I'm training in boxing only so I can get beat harder I always regret it when i'm sore later
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Very funny! I think I'll try to get someone to say one of those to the instructor at the next class. Should be good for a few laughs.
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Lol... that brings me to a funny story... Doug Perry asked me what I thought of this pretty girl in class (was my 1st week in class).. I replied "wow, she is beautiful.. why does she like me?" Well, he annouced to the whole class that Shannon (that girl) was his daughter and everyone should treat her with respect. Well, needless to say I was telling Renshi (his title at the time) that I didn't mean any disrespect... he laughed, and said he wasn't worried she could take care of herself and if she needed help Jason (his son) would take care of it.
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Lol... that brings me to a funny story... Doug Perry asked me what I thought of this pretty girl in class (was my 1st week in class).. I replied "wow, she is beautiful.. why does she like me?" Well, he annouced to the whole class that Shannon (that girl) was his daughter and everyone should treat her with respect. Well, needless to say I was telling Renshi (his title at the time) that I didn't mean any disrespect... he laughed, and said he wasn't worried she could take care of herself and if she needed help Jason (his son) would take care of it.

WoW that's an awsome story. Pertty funny I'd be embarrised to have been in that situation
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wow, those are funny, if you got some more of those, it could potentially be very funny.
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Old 12-17-2006, 02:09 PM   #15 (permalink)

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For some reason all intructors of martial arts, no matter how inconvenient it is, will get you back for saying things like that in the list lol. Just the way they are designed i suppose!
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