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Old 05-08-2007, 05:16 AM   #1 (permalink)

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Steven Seagals Lightning bolt



Anyone tried this?

I'm too scared to try this incase i turn into a living weapon
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Old 05-08-2007, 05:59 AM   #2 (permalink)

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Contains secrets of extended energy and mental focus that Steven Seagal discovered while traveling the globe. (More or less quoted from Steven Seagal's website)
I'm actually going to have to find some of this stuff and try it out. #1 difference between this stuff and most other energy drinks is that it's sweetened with sugar cane juice rather than high fructose corn syrup. Sugar cane juice takes longer for your body to use, meaning less of a chance of a sugar crash.
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Old 05-08-2007, 09:04 PM   #3 (permalink)

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cool... i doubt we have it in canada but if we do i would try it!
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Old 05-08-2007, 09:31 PM   #4 (permalink)

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hope it doesnt make you get a pot-belly like he has
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Old 05-08-2007, 09:53 PM   #5 (permalink)

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ouch dude lol.

I think I'll have to get it off the internet if I wana find it around here.
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Old 02-04-2008, 11:36 AM   #6 (permalink)

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i tried it and it's delicious
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Old 02-04-2008, 12:20 PM   #7 (permalink)

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Never tried it. I didn't even know it existed until this thread, but I'm curious now.

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Wow, just now USA channel just put a commercial advertising a steven seagal movie.

Its wierd, i think i saw someone drinking someting that looked very similar to that.
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