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Erm, this is very bizzare post. I've never defeated any ninjas, however, I have de-feeted ninjas in the past, you know, like taken off there feet. It have a huge collection of ninja feet in my house. They will be my army of feet which I will release upon my enemies.
Because, feet outnumber humans almost two-to-one, and also, you cannot defeat de feet.
Random funny video with a ninja (most of you have probably seen this before).
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Ah, Steven Seagull, I bet nobody's thought of that before.
What did you shoot him with? Was it horizontal? Did blood splatter everywhere? It's not that you have no imagination, you're just lazy.
to prove I'm not lazy
I drew down with the cold blued steel of sawed off 12 gauge and let loose two blistering shells of 00 buck shot, nearly tearing the smuck in the black suit in half, As I neared the body I cracked the chamber open dropped in to more shells, fired, and took most of his face off just so his mama could have an open casket.
Styles: Shotokan Karate-do, Kobudo Bojutsu, Ju-jitsu, Kickboxing, Yumedo (a self-styled form of kenjutsu).
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to prove I'm not lazy
I drew down with the cold blued steel of sawed off 12 gauge and let loose two blistering shells of 00 buck shot, nearly tearing the smuck in the black suit in half, As I neared the body I cracked the chamber open dropped in to more shells, fired, and took most of his face off just so his mama could have an open casket.
better ............
cya
nitanbo
You're still too lazy to use anything but a gun. You do arnis, man! Whip out the sticks!
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Post ninjas you have defeated
Kidding.
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