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Martial Arts FunniesAny funny martial arts jokes or stories....
So there i was there were twenty ninjas surrounding me. they were crazy, luckly my katana was sharp so i weeded them one bye one! Eventually one sneeky one tripped me and my sword went flying from my hand. I knew the remaining 8 would waste me, i had no choice i had to use my forbidden technique of Shang Di (god fist) . i punched them and they became exploding blood smears. I swore i would not rest until i got revenge on the ninja lord. But first i decided i would get a pizza, then i forgot about it, then i remembered again, but gave up later cause the ninja lord was too hard to find.
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第一條規則著述的瘋熊式功夫的作用是保護.
第二條規則 著述是回到第一條.
師傅姜英遠
To win or lose is not of importance, it is what you learn from the battle that is to be valued.
The love of violence is the path to ruin.
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Styles: Shotokan Karate-do, Kobudo Bojutsu, Ju-jitsu, Kickboxing, Yumedo (a self-styled form of kenjutsu).
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A really stupid ninja walked up to me drunkenly. He raised his tanto (dagger)...And got sacked. I laughed as he crumbled to the floor, moved into the fetal position and began to wimper. I walked away feeling proud of myself.
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Shizuku Mai wa Shizuku Akai no kokoro...Kirei da ne?
"I've learned a lot from being alone. As long as you didn't let go of my hand, I felt like I could do anything..." -Ayumi Hamasaki
"Now I'm lost in you, like I always do, and I'll die to win, 'cause I'm born to lose..." -Breaking Benjamin
Location: My location is so secret, I don't even know where I am.
Styles: My style is so deadly that even to read its name would kill you!
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Home Country:
I beat Sub-Zero, Scorpion and Reptile in my younger days. That's when I was still an Action Star. Now I've ascended to godhood, I don't bother with the little things.
__________________ The Master said, "I will not be concerned at men's not knowing me, I will be concerned at my own lack of ability."
(Confucius).
"If you're Enlightened and you know it, clap one hand." (Famous Zen saying)
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