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Styles: Ninjutsu, Way of the Twin Dragons, Stampeding elephants, mark of the lioness, many others.
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Post ninjas you have defeated
This is a thread to post names/pics of ninjas you have defeated in weapons or hand to hand combat. If you want you can include a little story on how.
He referred to himself as the dark one. I narrowly avoided his throwing stars and used my reverse hammer kick to knock his daggers away. I then used a flying dragon somersault and landed on his head before breaking his neck.
Hey NinjaHunterX,
Cool thread. I haven't fought any ninjas probably due to my location. I prefer to fight good ol' thugs. I did have one guy come at me like a ninja. It was back when kung fu movies were really popular and this kid comes at me waving his arms and making all these noises. Haha. One taste of my night stick and he was down for the count. A fractured jaw bone and a few months of recovery and he learned his lesson! Haha!
Be just, be true and be aware,
Bill
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I once defeated a man dressed as a ninja at a party. He came at me with a bowl of jelly so i returned fire with a cream pie i was about to eat to the face. (pow)
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Something a bit odd about this thread, but that's ok.
I defeat ninjas all the time. They leap out of my cereal bowl when I have breakfast, hide in my fishtanks and throw poorly made fugu, trying to get me to swallow it, attack me with nunchaku made of rabid squirrels when I'm running to my...
Crap, I just channeled Robert Hamburger there.
Somebody shoot me, please.
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"I don't have the knack of victory at all times. I have only learned how not to miss the right moment." Kenshin Uesugi
"If you confer only with people in your own circle (relatives and friends), their opinions will naturally favor you, rendering them useless." Tsunetomo Yamamoto
"In true dialogue, both sides are willing to change."
Thich Nhat Hanh
why have you choosen that name... do you have something against ninjas.. huh punk!!!!
lol
well I have fought many ninjas to be in my dojo... but none of us are proper ninjas yet... other than the black belts and sensais.... they always batter me.
so no I have never defeated a ninja.. but have been defeated by ninjas and have defeated ninjas to be.
Styles: Shotokan Karate-do, Kobudo Bojutsu, Ju-jitsu, Kickboxing, Yumedo (a self-styled form of kenjutsu).
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Well, I may be a samurai and not a ninja, but...Hmm...-10 ninja circle around him, all bearing sharp weapons. Draws katana. Cuts a few ninjas in two, back kicks another one. Does his signature "Eienken" attack, in doing so wiping out another one. The remaining ninjas leave yellow puddles under their feet, then run, as their tabi boots make a squishy sound- Sorry guys, can't provide a picture, due to graphic nature and the fact that I made it all up.
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Post ninjas you have defeated
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