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Many moons ago at a rank testing, I was going up for green belt and used a spinning backfist on a brown belt during the full-contact sparring portion of the test. The next week when we were given the results, Takashima Sensei called me up in front of the class and awarded me a purple belt instead of green. He asked me where I had learned the spinning backfist technique, and I told him I saw Chuck Norris do it in a movie and it looked like it would work well for me, so I began practiciing it on my own. I thought he would be angry, but he replied, "Good, good. You learn. Take whatever work in fight and use. Good technique."
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Many moons ago at a rank testing, I was going up for green belt and used a spinning backfist on a brown belt during the full-contact sparring portion of the test. The next week when we were given the results, Takashima Sensei called me up in front of the class and awarded me a purple belt instead of green. He asked me where I had learned the spinning backfist technique, and I told him I saw Chuck Norris do it in a movie and it looked like it would work well for me, so I began practiciing it on my own. I thought he would be angry, but he replied, "Good, good. You learn. Take whatever work in fight and use. Good technique."
Nice to see encouragement no matter what from a teacher....
Did He start to call you "Chuckie Junior"?
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That post before mine, was that for post counting? How about the one after?
Hey, my post count has the same palaverment tone as anyone elses'
our grading panels are really hard on people who don't attack properly who just give their arm and say "throw me" , its often the case people are failed for not punching fast enough or not commiting to a punch.
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"My left hand is made out of Iron my right out of steel if one don't get you the other one will"
our grading panels are really hard on people who don't attack properly who just give their arm and say "throw me" , its often the case people are failed for not punching fast enough or not commiting to a punch.
Indeed, strong emphasis must be place or else it looks like chreo fighting...
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That post before mine, was that for post counting? How about the one after?
Hey, my post count has the same palaverment tone as anyone elses'
POed from the chipped teeth, or not being able to not do better in order not to get them chipped?
Well he was pissed off the first time because he didn't throw the bloke in time, and was angry with himself for not doing better, and he was angry the second time because he was supposed to be the attacker and the one doing the punch but the person facing him got confused and punched him instead.
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Ah, Steven Seagull, I bet nobody's thought of that before.
Well he was pissed off the first time because he didn't throw the bloke in time, and was angry with himself for not doing better, and he was angry the second time because he was supposed to be the attacker and the one doing the punch but the person facing him got confused and punched him instead.
See, thats what I was trying to figure.. Ive seen many PO from being injured and "blaming" the other person for it....
__________________ What do I know? Since I didn't post my styles or experience, I have no experience, no knowledge, no say.
That post before mine, was that for post counting? How about the one after?
Hey, my post count has the same palaverment tone as anyone elses'
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