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Martial Arts FunniesAny funny martial arts jokes or stories....
Beginning Student shows up to class without rank belt:
Student: "Instructor I forgot my belt, what do I do?"
Instructor: "Don't worry "blank" you can still take class, but do not forget your rank belt again, or you will have to stand at the back of class, okay!"
Sparring Part of Class:
Instructor ties extra dojang (appropriate rank) rank belt on beginning student and allows student to spar others.
Beginning Student does NOT forget belt again or atleast until advanced rank.
Advanced Student shows up to class without rank belt:
Student: "Master "blank" I have forgotton my rank belt, may I still attend class?"
Instructor: "Yes, you may attend class but first you must perform 25 push ups and you must stand at the back of class behind the white belts, and do NOT forget Rank belt again!"
Sparring Part of Class:
Instructor reminds students of "target areas" and then explains that said Advanced Rank student who attended class without rank belt has NO belt, therefore ALL areas are "Target Areas" lol
Advanced Student Never attends class without Rank Belt Again!! haha
*True Story*
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Beginning Student shows up to class without rank belt:
Student: "Instructor I forgot my belt, what do I do?"
Instructor: "Don't worry "blank" you can still take class, but do not forget your rank belt again, or you will have to stand at the back of class, okay!"
Sparring Part of Class:
Instructor ties extra dojang (appropriate rank) rank belt on beginning student and allows student to spar others.
Beginning Student does NOT forget belt again or atleast until advanced rank.
Advanced Student shows up to class without rank belt:
Student: "Master "blank" I have forgotton my rank belt, may I still attend class?"
Instructor: "Yes, you may attend class but first you must perform 25 push ups and you must stand at the back of class behind the white belts, and do NOT forget Rank belt again!"
Sparring Part of Class:
Instructor reminds students of "target areas" and then explains that said Advanced Rank student who attended class without rank belt has NO belt, therefore ALL areas are "Target Areas" lol
Advanced Student Never attends class without Rank Belt Again!! haha
*True Story*
Knowing my charecter, I would continue to come to class without the belt.....
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That post before mine, was that for post counting? How about the one after?
Hey, my post count has the same palaverment tone as anyone elses'
Styles: Western Boxing, Tai Chi, Animal Form Kung Fu, and Wing Chun
Posts: 1,933
Home Country:
My Sifu is a hands on type of guy. Last time I tested he wanted me to do some techniques on him, but I was holding back. Couldn't bring myself to hit him full force. Then he said, "Do you think I can't take it?! Hit me like you mean it. Hit me!" Then he threw a full force right cross. I did what he asked, knocking him down in the process. His response as he was getting to his feet, "Good! Again!" I couldn't help myself and I laughed. I'm really glad my sifu has a sense of humor too.
A fellow instructor at a school I used to teach at before a sparring match, "He's being a jerk. Show him why that's a bad idea."
My current Sifu when a student asked about a technique from a different style, "Is it real? Let's test it and find out!"
My Sifu is a hands on type of guy. Last time I tested he wanted me to do some techniques on him, but I was holding back. Couldn't bring myself to hit him full force. Then he said, "Do you think I can't take it?! Hit me like you mean it. Hit me!" Then he threw a full force right cross. I did what he asked, knocking him down in the process. His response as he was getting to his feet, "Good! Again!" I couldn't help myself and I laughed. I'm really glad my sifu has a sense of humor too.
A fellow instructor at a school I used to teach at before a sparring match, "He's being a jerk. Show him why that's a bad idea."
My current Sifu when a student asked about a technique from a different style, "Is it real? Let's test it and find out!"
Well, does he also teach the moral/ethical/philosophical views of martial arts and combat?
__________________ What do I know? Since I didn't post my styles or experience, I have no experience, no knowledge, no say.
That post before mine, was that for post counting? How about the one after?
Hey, my post count has the same palaverment tone as anyone elses'
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