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Old 12-20-2007, 12:54 PM   #16 (permalink)

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I would tend to agree with that as far as breaking with a headbutt goes.
gave myself a concussion after a bet in my wood tech class hehe broke it though
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Old 12-20-2007, 12:59 PM   #17 (permalink)

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Head shots should not be played with
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:05 PM   #18 (permalink)

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No kiddin'. All of those brain cells.
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:11 PM   #19 (permalink)

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No, over time there are many problems. They had a special about cincussions in sports on Dateline, nitghtline, or was it a ESPN .....
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Old 12-20-2007, 01:15 PM   #21 (permalink)

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Old 12-21-2007, 02:02 AM   #22 (permalink)

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Noticed he didn't look like he was hitting through the boards either. I wonder if his assistant is the one responsible for putting the video out on U-Tube?
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Old 01-12-2008, 06:12 PM   #23 (permalink)

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that's right it's the guy who's holding the boards fault. wow that might have been the funniest thing i've seen.
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Old 08-15-2008, 07:14 PM   #24 (permalink)

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That guy was young and dumb.

Head breaks, take training. Lots of training.

Some have natural ability, that helps.

It was funny.

Notice, he didn't try one board after failing at two.

Why, see first sentance.
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Thanks for reviving this thread knucklheader.

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Gap between helps, but a 2 boards become damn near unbreakable if you place them in such a way that the grains run perpendicular to each other. That's how plywood is made and its made that way for a reason.
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Absolutely!! But ask yourself this.. he was a black belt that could not set up his own boards properly?? what? LOL
So true. Obviously he doesn't give very many demonstations.



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I don't know, did he have that many brain cells to start off with? Maybe all the previous head strikes were successful but by the time he did this video, he had lost so many brain cells that he forgot how to do a proper break.
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