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Old 07-15-2007, 05:55 AM   #1 (permalink)

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Old 07-16-2007, 12:09 AM   #2 (permalink)

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I almost guarantee that this has to do with how the boards were placed in relation to one another. Engineering will triumph over strength any day.
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Old 07-16-2007, 04:43 AM   #3 (permalink)

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when you hit it wiyh your head and it does not break it must really hurt
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Old 07-16-2007, 06:28 AM   #4 (permalink)

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yh, i think he didnt break it because he put straight on top of it,i think you need to leave a gap between each bored.
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Old 07-16-2007, 11:57 PM   #5 (permalink)

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yh, i think he didnt break it because he put straight on top of it,i think you need to leave a gap between each bored.
Gap between helps, but a 2 boards become damn near unbreakable if you place them in such a way that the grains run perpendicular to each other. That's how plywood is made and its made that way for a reason.
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i thought that you were not supposed to break boards as it can cause injuries to the brain and head?
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Old 07-18-2007, 08:23 PM   #7 (permalink)

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i thought that you were not supposed to break boards as it can cause injuries to the brain and head?
I would tend to agree with that as far as breaking with a headbutt goes.
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Gap between helps, but a 2 boards become damn near unbreakable if you place them in such a way that the grains run perpendicular to each other. That's how plywood is made and its made that way for a reason.
Absolutely!! But ask yourself this.. he was a black belt that could not set up his own boards properly?? what? LOL
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Absolutely!! But ask yourself this.. he was a black belt that could not set up his own boards properly?? what? LOL
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come on, I just broke my firs board this Saturday, and while my hand is all bruised up....it still broke (the board I mean)! Head breaks seem like they would be hard though...poor guy.


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