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Old 02-14-2008, 10:30 PM   #31 (permalink)

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39. A good wack across the jaw will straighten anybody out
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Old 02-19-2008, 09:13 PM   #32 (permalink)

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40. A good whack it the genitals will reverse it.
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41. being whacked in the genitals makes it easier to tei your shoes
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42. If you are scheduled to compete in an upcoming weekend, you are at least 10 times more likely to sprain something or pull a muscle in the preceding week.

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Old 02-22-2008, 06:57 AM   #35 (permalink)

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Not really, your hands will be placed elsewhere.....


43. A round house kick is not one done around the house or in a rounded house
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46. When you attempt to show the instructor the move you have a question on you invariable do it way wrong when you want to show him/her.
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Didn't Bruce Lee say something similar in 'Enter the Dragon'?
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I think the bad guy said it in the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
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