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Old 08-04-2008, 04:58 PM   #46 (permalink)

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Old 08-05-2008, 03:52 AM   #47 (permalink)

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Old 08-05-2008, 03:52 AM   #48 (permalink)

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Defending yourself, your beliefs, or your individuality is never easy as it only brings conflict....just look at the news, your school, or a Martial arts forum.....
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Old 08-05-2008, 04:49 AM   #49 (permalink)

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Old 08-05-2008, 07:22 AM   #50 (permalink)

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Old 08-13-2008, 10:12 PM   #51 (permalink)

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If you do kung fu people will call it karate. Generally, the hotter the girl, the more she'll miss the "kung fu" on the shirt, gym bag, business card, etc.
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rule 56 1/2. Unless you get in the masters great graces.... with luck you'll only have broken ribs
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