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throwing stars dipped in acid would work nicely against some zombies, and i could finally do all those fancy jumping kicks TKD is known for as long as they are the slow moving zombies and not the ones on 'roids.
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I'd go for a automatic rifle and some homemade explosives.
I guess a 50 cal or a shotgun with buck shot wont do?
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Originally Posted by nascarmike71
throwing stars dipped in acid would work nicely against some zombies, and i could finally do all those fancy jumping kicks TKD is known for as long as they are the slow moving zombies and not the ones on 'roids.
if the acid can stay on the stars upon impact. As for kicking, why even get close risking exposure to contaminated blood?
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Originally Posted by AWANT2FIGHT
id just run around in some armor and a chainsaw.
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That post before mine, was that for post counting? How about the one after?
Hey, my post count has the same palaverment tone as anyone elses'
I guess a 50 cal or a shotgun with buck shot wont do?
It'll take too long to reload compared to a rifle. Besides if I'm fighting against the masses and running for my life, I don't want to carry around a box of ammo.
It'll take too long to reload compared to a rifle. Besides if I'm fighting against the masses and running for my life, I don't want to carry around a box of ammo.
Have you read the zombie survival guide by Max Brooks?
Have you read the zombie survival guide by Max Brooks?
Nope never heard of it. Well I read some leaflet, the game Hellgate: London I think, when it was released had this weird apocalypse guide and there was a zombie section.
this is the thing i love about sword and shield work. i have 3 suits of armor laying around my house. one suit of chain mail, one aluminum fighting plate kit, and one suit of heavy as hell but strong as can be bronze. add to that a two by three foot shield, and a 36' sword and the fact that i can ride a bike in all of that stuff and apocalypse be damned.
for more on this subject you might wanna check out the Zombie survival guide. it is a great book written on just this topic.