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Yummy fried zombie, can i have mine with a side order of noodles, thanks!
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Wow, this fourm has it all; Super heroes, David Blaine and Zombies. Thanks for the link Chapel.
Man, my fighting style (elbows, knees and knives) would be useless in a zombie apocalypes. Probably switch to a long striking style like Northern Kung Fu or TKD (wonder if that's why Chapel practices TKD). Actually, probably best to avoid any sort of melee contact. Guns would be nice but then again there's the ammo problem.
Guess I'd have to go with Guerilla warfare. Small mobile groups, lure zombies into traps. Yup, that's probably the safest bet. Take em out enmass using low technology methods.
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Wow, this fourm has it all; Super heroes, David Blaine and Zombies. Thanks for the link Chapel.
Man, my fighting style (elbows, knees and knives) would be useless in a zombie apocalypes. Probably switch to a long striking style like Northern Kung Fu or TKD (wonder if that's why Chapel practices TKD). Actually, probably best to avoid any sort of melee contact. Guns would be nice but then again there's the ammo problem.
Guess I'd have to go with Guerilla warfare. Small mobile groups, lure zombies into traps. Yup, that's probably the safest bet. Take em out enmass using low technology methods.
Yup... you got me. I'm avoiding MMA because it is useless in a Zombie Self-Defense situation.
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Originally Posted by Chapel
Yup... you got me. I'm avoiding MMA because it is useless in a Zombie Self-Defense situation.
Wow, I can see it now.
SCENE I.
The head of the CIA is sitting down behind a large oak desk. Some top guys for the center of disease control burst in.
"We have a sitution we can't handle. An outbreak of Necro-plague has just been reported at the Annual Internaional Referee Convention. Zombie referees everywhere."
The CIA head puts down his Cuban Cigar and presses on an intercom link.
"Mr President, it's time. We have no other option but to send in AGENT CHAPEL."
SCENE II.
A zombie head comes rolling out of a large auditourium. You hear Chapel laughing maniacly.
"Die zombie ref. And take your stupid whistle with you!"
Chapel turns around to face a hoard of zombie refs.
'So who else wants to give me a Red Card?"
__________________ The Master said, "I will not be concerned at men's not knowing me, I will be concerned at my own lack of ability."
(Confucius).
"If you're Enlightened and you know it, clap one hand." (Famous Zen saying)
SCENE I.
The head of the CIA is sitting down behind a large oak desk. Some top guys for the center of disease control burst in.
"We have a sitution we can't handle. An outbreak of Necro-plague has just been reported at the Annual Internaional Referee Convention. Zombie referees everywhere."
The CIA head puts down his Cuban Cigar and presses on an intercom link.
"Mr President, it's time. We have no other option but to send in AGENT CHAPEL."
SCENE II.
A zombie head comes rolling out of a large auditourium. You hear Chapel laughing maniacly.
"Die zombie ref. And take your stupid whistle with you!"
Chapel turns around to face a hoard of zombie refs.
'So who else wants to give me a Red Card?"
I love it, now all I need to to get one of my hands surgically replaced by a Chainsaw and I am all set.
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I love it, now all I need to to get one of my hands surgically replaced by a Chainsaw and I am all set.
That and a Boom Stick.
BTW: I just remembered, Chapel is the name of a comic book chracter made by Image Comics. As I recall, he was a special forces guy. He was responisible for the death of the guy who became Spawn. Funny thing is Spawn was pretty much a Zombie / Remnant on magical steroids. Hmm... makes you think.
__________________ The Master said, "I will not be concerned at men's not knowing me, I will be concerned at my own lack of ability."
(Confucius).
"If you're Enlightened and you know it, clap one hand." (Famous Zen saying)
That and a Boom Stick.
BTW: I just remembered, Chapel is the name of a comic book chracter made by Image Comics. As I recall, he was a special forces guy. He was responisible for the death of the guy who became Spawn. Funny thing is Spawn was pretty much a Zombie / Remnant on magical steroids. Hmm... makes you think.
That and a Boom Stick.
BTW: I just remembered, Chapel is the name of a comic book chracter made by Image Comics. As I recall, he was a special forces guy. He was responisible for the death of the guy who became Spawn. Funny thing is Spawn was pretty much a Zombie / Remnant on magical steroids. Hmm... makes you think.
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That's pretty funny. Never read any Spawn myself.
I was a big fan of Image comics especially Storm Watch (UN paramilitary). They didn't put the bad guys into jails from which they were going to escape. They put them into cryogenic stasis or executed them. Meant that bad guys had to come back as zombies, but hey, that's cool too. Zombie Apocalypse, my Apoclypse of choice.
__________________ The Master said, "I will not be concerned at men's not knowing me, I will be concerned at my own lack of ability."
(Confucius).
"If you're Enlightened and you know it, clap one hand." (Famous Zen saying)
I was a big fan of Image comics especially Storm Watch (UN paramilitary). They didn't put the bad guys into jails from which they were going to escape. They put them into cryogenic stasis or executed them. Meant that bad guys had to come back as zombies, but hey, that's cool too. Zombie Apocalypse, my Apoclypse of choice.
Yeah, much cooler than those computer apocalypses we keep hearing about. Have you read the Zombie Survival Guide?
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Yeah, much cooler than those computer apocalypses we keep hearing about. Have you read the Zombie Survival Guide?
My friend has one by Max Brooks. Had a bit of skim. Top ten pointers:
1. Organise now before the zombie apocalypse begins.
2. Overcome your fear.
3. Blades don't need reloading. (I'd also add traps to this).
4. Keep your head and chop off thiers.
5. Wear tight clothes and shave your head.
6. Stay on the move, stay low, stay quite, stay alert.
7. No place is safe only safer.
8. Zombies may die but the threat lives on forever.
9. Use staircases to reach high places then burn them.
10. Get out of the car and get onto a bike.
I pretty much agree except maybe with the bike suggestion. Can't carry much in a bike.
__________________ The Master said, "I will not be concerned at men's not knowing me, I will be concerned at my own lack of ability."
(Confucius).
"If you're Enlightened and you know it, clap one hand." (Famous Zen saying)
My friend has one by Max Brooks. Had a bit of skim. Top ten pointers:
1. Organise now before the zombie apocalypse begins.
2. Overcome your fear.
3. Blades don't need reloading. (I'd also add traps to this).
4. Keep your head and chop off thiers.
5. Wear tight clothes and shave your head.
6. Stay on the move, stay low, stay quite, stay alert.
7. No place is safe only safer.
8. Zombies may die but the threat lives on forever.
9. Use staircases to reach high places then burn them.
10. Get out of the car and get onto a bike.
I pretty much agree except maybe with the bike suggestion. Can't carry much in a bike.
Yeah, that is the one. I only disagree with the burning of the stairs. Fire can get out of control and cause more damage. The bike thing is that cars need gas and you should be traveling light anyway.
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