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Old 07-08-2008, 06:21 PM   #31 (permalink)

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Old 07-09-2008, 06:18 AM   #32 (permalink)

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I'm a dab had at the old archery, and they make nice slow targets!
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Old 07-09-2008, 02:15 PM   #33 (permalink)

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A big old chevy impala with circular saw blades welded down the length of both sides while blasting Iron Maiden. Now that's a good time.
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Old 07-09-2008, 06:30 PM   #34 (permalink)

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i would double leg the first one then thank god i didnt get bitten and run away because he who fights and runs away doesn't get eaten by zombies or something like that
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I'm a dab had at the old archery, and they make nice slow targets!
Unless you are one heck of an archer like the elf dude in Lord of the Ring, who shoot arrows like a machinegun, you wont be as effective. ButI agree bow and arrow way cooler than a gun.
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Old 07-10-2008, 12:16 AM   #36 (permalink)

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A big old chevy impala with circular saw blades welded down the length of both sides while blasting Iron Maiden. Now that's a good time.
i agree wholeheartedly, but it would have to be the live after death album, and i think i would modify a Chevy suburban to be a "suburban assault vehicle. of doom. with a monkey co pilot. or something like that"
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i agree wholeheartedly, but it would have to be the live after death album, and i think i would modify a Chevy suburban to be a "suburban assault vehicle. of doom. with a monkey co pilot. or something like that"
I would use the A-Team van.
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I would pretend to be a zombie, heehee they will never catch me
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Electrics fence surrounding my house with lots of power. They will fry when they try to get over. I would just stay on my verandah and watch the frying.
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sup daddydiboy? i havent been to malaysia in ages, hows things there?
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Can you imagine the smell of hundreds of frying zombies?

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i agree wholeheartedly, but it would have to be the live after album, and i think i would modify a Chevy suburban to be a "suburban assault vehicle. of doom. with a monkey co pilot. or something like that"
Great album but would have to go with Killers with Paul D'anno even tho i think Bruce has a better range. Piece of Mind might be more suitable for zombies, or maybe some Rob Zombie.
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10-15 to fight I'd duel wield machetes in full riot gear save ammo after all this is the zombie apocalypse save your ammo. Any more then that I'd go with a shogun full barrel for range. If there were a horde of zombie like over 100 of them I'd go with explosive hand grenades or better yet dynamite or nitroglycerin. Shrapnel might not be enough concussive power is better to blow them apart.... I really like zombie mythos
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sup daddydiboy? i havent been to malaysia in ages, hows things there?
Everyday life is pretty much the same. Sunny days all year round plus occasional rains. My life is very hectic now every Friday and Saturday that I am studying again for my master degree. Pilitical bickering in the country isneverending but you can read about that in the newspaper. I just keep an eye and let them bicker all they want.
When was the last time you were here? Doing what, business or pleasure?
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