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Old 02-29-2008, 03:18 PM   #16 (permalink)

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Did you watch that on TV or the internet. If the internet can you give me the link? Either post here or Pm.
Yeah sure, do you use bittorrent? If you do, you can find all the websites on isoHunt - World's largest BitTorrent and P2P search engine or you can watch them on Veoh, but you might need to install their application. Online videos: From home videos to premium internet television content | Veoh Video Network
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Old 02-29-2008, 04:19 PM   #17 (permalink)

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Did you watch that on TV or the internet. If the internet can you give me the link? Either post here or Pm.
You could probably find the breaking part on YouTube..
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:32 AM   #18 (permalink)

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Yeah sure, do you use bittorrent? If you do, you can find all the websites on isoHunt - World's largest BitTorrent and P2P search engine or you can watch them on Veoh, but you might need to install their application. Online videos: From home videos to premium internet television content | Veoh Video Network
There's a bummer, you watched it on Veoh. I don't like Veoh too much filth aboard there.
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There's a bummer, you watched it on Veoh. I don't like Veoh too much filth aboard there.
What do you mean?
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Old 04-17-2008, 07:41 AM   #21 (permalink)

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What do you mean?
Well I'm a minor and that place looks for all the world like a dirty website. My parents know that Veoh has pretty much everything so they only allow Youtube or any other place that they don't know is vile.
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Well I'm a minor and that place looks for all the world like a dirty website. My parents know that Veoh has pretty much everything so they only allow Youtube or any other place that they don't know is vile.
Ah, I think they have a family content thing, and I think that's on by default, but... I can give you a direct link to that page of Veoh if you want? And with a 18 account, Youtube can be a disturbing place.
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Ah, I think they have a family content thing, and I think that's on by default, but... I can give you a direct link to that page of Veoh if you want? And with a 18 account, Youtube can be a disturbing place.
Hmm, well... sure... thanks man.
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Hmm, well... sure... thanks man.
Sorry man, you can only watch the first 5 minutes as a guest, but here's a link anyways.

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I might get flamed for saying this, but.

Why do I continue to be dissapointed by watching?

TKD schools and young students.

I'm sure there are lousy Japanese, Chinese or Okinawin schools.

The korean ones stand out. Is it the gi, Dobak? Besides

promoting too fast.

Young children, should not be breaking boards withput proper

training. If, at all.

You could see, one kid had no delivery. He looked like the board

was to break. Just because he punched it.

Aren't the parents worried about their children getting hurt?

Serious Tae kwon do exponents, don't misunderstand.

This is only my opinion.

I have seen adult Tae kwon Do, quite spectacular.

With jumping spinning kicks. Which I've never been able.
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I might get flamed for saying this, but.

Why do I continue to be dissapointed by watching?

TKD schools and young students.

I'm sure there are lousy Japanese, Chinese or Okinawin schools.

The korean ones stand out. Is it the gi, Dobak? Besides

promoting too fast.

Young children, should not be breaking boards withput proper

training. If, at all.

You could see, one kid had no delivery. He looked like the board

was to break. Just because he punched it.

Aren't the parents worried about their children getting hurt?

Serious Tae kwon do exponents, don't misunderstand.

This is only my opinion.

I have seen adult Tae kwon Do, quite spectacular.

With jumping spinning kicks. Which I've never been able.
Never seen anything like that in Korea though...
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Would it be incorrect for me to assume that board breaking as a whole seems a bit self-destructive?
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Would it be incorrect for me to assume that board breaking as a whole seems a bit self-destructive?
From my understanding board breaking was sign that you had conditioned your hands or feet to be strong enough to do serious damage to soft tissue.
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This is the best display of breaking I have ever seen. Its not a board, rather a brick. O, and they are using the dimmak (i.e., death touch to do it). It very impressive:

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This is the best display of breaking I have ever seen. Its not a board, rather a brick. O, and they are using the dimmak (i.e., death touch to do it). It very impressive:

YouTube - dimac
Yeah my sifu can do that with steel blocks. No biggie, you can learn it online in three easy paymens of $49.99.
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