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Martial Arts FunniesAny funny martial arts jokes or stories....
All I can say is ... What the HELL was that?!?!?!?
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Talk about the whole Bruce Lee Syndrome (Running around half naked while screaming franticly)
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Defending yourself, your beliefs, or your individuality is never easy as it only brings conflict....just look at the news, your school, or a Martial arts forum.....
I'd be laughing too much to fight them, so it is effective.
I hadn't considered that, but you're right.
Maybe these guys are on to something...
__________________ "An eye for an eye only blinds the world." - Ghandi
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein
"Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa
I wonder how surprised they'd be if you ran back at them screaming like a banshee, with drool hanging out of your mouth, maybe even running on all fours.
"Yeah let's take him, we'll run at them screaming, we'll scare the crap out of them. They won't expect it."
"Yeah man, let's do it."
"OH CRAP THAT GUY IS CRAZY."
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Some of the most disturbingly hilarious MA footage I've ever seen.
Only positive spin I can think of is that if they actually manage to win a fight with thier style, they'll easily claim it as self defence due to all that pathetic screaming.
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