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Old 04-23-2008, 12:54 PM   #61 (permalink)

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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter.'

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Its cool that he has such a sense of humor about it that he even has a favorite one.
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Old 04-23-2008, 01:09 PM   #62 (permalink)

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Its cool that he has such a sense of humor about it that he even has a favorite one.
Met him, nice guy, definately not a "Segal"
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Omg this is funny! go to google.com and type "search: chuck norris" and click im feeling lucky. I had no idea google did that!
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Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you
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When God was handing out souls, Chuck Norris declined, stating: "I do not require one, I will simply devour that of my victims!!"
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That's pretty good. Did you come up with that? It's so modern.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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The truth about Chuck Norris:

he doesn't need a gun to hunt. He has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.


A grizzly bear once tried to stare down Chuck. Once.

Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Chuck does. Generally with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris paid his way through school by hunting for Kodiak Bear pelts with a slingshot.

He once won the Iditarod without any dogs. He simply willed the sled to victory.

He guided Santa's sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from his roundhouse kick breaking through steel sheets.

He catches fish by convincing them it's in their interest to jump into the boat. or else!

lol I know this thread is old, but I DON'T Care!!!
Because if Chuck Norris wanted this Thread Dead...
He'd kill it himself!!!
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No idea wheter this was posted before, but this is my favourite:

When Chuck Norris has sex, he's always on top, because Chuck Norris never fuks up!
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Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.


Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

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