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Martial Arts FunniesAny funny martial arts jokes or stories....
Tickle Me Elmo:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is
hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day
promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2
men march down to the factory floor. Wh en the y get there the line is so
backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
they're really beginning to pile up At the end of the line stands Lena
surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The
2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .. "I'm sorry,"
he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
Tickle me Elmo
Tickle me Elmo 
"
I'll prolly have to retell this one to someone.
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