Ninjitsu Guide

[sirdarksol]

Ok. So ninjas are harder than diamonds, and are therefore able to cut them. Is this with a sword or without?
What about aluminum/titanium alloy reinforced with tungsten? Can a ninja cut that?

[JaysonEmo]

You should ask a ninja...

askaninja.com

[JoeDaddy12]

well they do know everything! well at least that one does...lol

[Chapel]

Sir Dark Sol ASKS. A. NINJAaaa.

Originally Posted by sirdarksol

Ok. So ninjas are harder than diamonds, and are therefore able to cut them. Is this with a sword or without?
What about aluminum/titanium alloy reinforced with tungsten? Can a ninja cut that?

Sirdarksol,what kind of question is that. NINJAs don't ACTUALLY CUT diamonds. The ninja just has to *camera angle change* STARE. [I]DOWN[/i]. the DIAMOND till it CUTS ITSELF OUT OF PURE FEAR!*camera angle change*
and the fact that you think that a ninja would waste his valuable killing time cutting diamonds is just rediculous.*camera angle change* I mean a ninja could kill 10 or 12 people, and that's a lot of killing, in the time in takes to cut a diamond to crystal clarity. *camera angle change* As for your second question. *camera angle change*Yes!*camera angle change* Ninjas premptively developed this skill so that no one would create an aluminum/titanium alloy reinforced with tungsten armor and become invincible to us. *camera angle change* That would be like an imovable object meeting an unstoppable force. It would, like, cause the universe to explode.

THANKS for your QUESTION Sirdarksol, I LOOK FORWARD TO KILLING YOU SOON!

[complete]

So, Chapel. You are the guy behind the mask in "Ask a Ninja".

[sirdarksol]

Ok, now that I've stopped laughing so hard, I'll actually be able to type a response to that.
Not that there is any good response, other than that was freakin' hilarious.

[JaysonEmo]

Lmao + a ton o rep lol that was awesome chapel

[JoeDaddy12]

too funny cant we all get along!

[Broken Wings]

That was legendary, Chapel! Nice one dude, totally cracked me up!

[Chapel]

Wow, my attempt at comedy went over pretty well.

[Atral]

well...As far as jumping goes,its very easy to get better at jumping,just jump a lot.Heres an easy remedy.
Plant a corn stalk.
jump over it once a day every day.
dont stop until your feet go over the corn stalk every time.(once its fully grown) And as far as ask a ninja goes,i wouldnt be sure as to wether he knows anything about ninjas or not,but either way,thats how the public sees ninjas,as "people that flip out and kill" so,we simply humor it.




And yes chapel*camera change*that was a VERY nice post!

[disgruntled]

Originally Posted by Atral

well...As far as jumping goes,its very easy to get better at jumping,just jump a lot.Heres an easy remedy.
Plant a corn stalk.
jump over it once a day every day.
dont stop until your feet go over the corn stalk every time.(once its fully grown)

yes i wish i was young again and thought jumping was as easy as that there are physical restraints that can affect your jumping ability making it much more difficult and although i like your idea, i don't think i can get corn to grow in canada right now

i have heard that you can do a similar thing with stairs. jump to the first stair and if that is easy jump from the bottom to the second stair and work your way up. it is more challenging though because you are adding distance too. the other thing you can do is dig a hole and jump out and dig deeper as you get better.

[sirdarksol]

A description I have read of jumping training involves digging a pit to about knee deep. Then you put a few weights on, and practice jumping out of the hole. Every week, you add an inch or two of depth and a pound or two of weight. The idea is that eventually your normal body will seem light compared to the extremes of weight that you are adding to your body during training.

[Atral]

Originally Posted by disgruntled

jump to the first stair and if that is easy jump from the bottom to the second stair and work your way up. it is more challenging though because you are adding distance too. .

well you ought to be careful with that one.end up killing yourself and thats no fun!

[Chapel]

Why plant a corn stalk? A fast growing tree might be a better idea as they live longer. After several years of doing this you should be able to jump 7 or 8 feet in the air. (Or if you want to take it to the anime extreme, an old master can leap over 50 year old trees in a single bound.)

Personally I am only a fan of the wieghts if you are jumping out of a ditch, otherwise the impact coming down might be a bit much. Remember, the force you push up with will be the same force you hit the ground with (no matter how much weight you have on) however wearing weights will make that force less forgiving on your knees and ankles. Jumping out of the ditch and you hit the ground with less energy, which is a good thing.