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Philosophical DiscussionDo you have a philosophical view to martial arts styles, training, etc. ?
In a brief foray through the various forums within, I was unable to find a thread dedicated to jokes, though there are several threads with jokes in them, and several comedians abound.
So, unless I am overstepping my bounds, I’d like to start a joke thread, but not just any joke thread, a martial arts and philosophy joke thread. Many things can be discovered about personality, people, and society by how they joke, that’s how I justify posting it here.
The only rule(s) I suggest is to try and keep it clean of any overtly sexual, racial, personal bias. Anything you might see on the Simpsons or Family Guy is generally safe, oh, and try to make it about martial arts or philosophy or both
I'll start...
Q: How many ninjas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Impossible to tell, they'd kill anybody trying to turn on the light.
The only rule(s) I suggest is to try and keep it clean of any overtly sexual, racial, personal bias. Anything you might see on the Simpsons or Family Guy is generally safe, oh, and try to make it about martial arts or philosophy or both
Really? Family Guy has lots of overtly sexual and racial jokes. Maybe even scale it back a little from that and stay within normal forum rules.
Tae Kwon Do - The Korean art of kicking and punching with the flexibility of a ballet dancer.
Really? Family Guy has lots of overtly sexual and racial jokes. Maybe even scale it back a little from that and stay within normal forum rules.
Tae Kwon Do - The Korean art of kicking and punching with the flexibility of a ballet dancer.
Yes, I suppose you are correct. Then again, I don't think the forum rules are followed that stringently at times.
I guess I don't watch Family Guy enough to notice. Personally, I hate the show. Perhaps I fell into the trap of expecting a nationally syndicated cartoon to be 'safe'.
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Q: Why did the Ninja cross the road?
A: To assassinate the chicken and disappear in darkness.
I know people have better ones than mine, so spill'em!!!
This thread could be considered as the Lighter Side of martial Arts, hence Philosophy can be a whole-separate subject of humor.
True, but it'd be interesting (at least to me) if the discussion within could be a way of understanding what we do as martial artists from a humorous philosophical perspective.
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Heres a joke:
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Be the change that you want to see in the world.. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake."
Defending yourself, your beliefs, or your individuality is never easy as it only brings conflict....just look at the news, your school, or a Martial arts forum.....
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Originally Posted by 47MartialMan
Another Joke:
Bruce Lee Wannabe's
whoooooo
saw that coming from a mile away!
i was actually thinking" 47MM wont be able to let it go that i like wearing KF outfits so i know hes gonna post that against me, but idk"
ha ha too predictable man..... and by the way, i dont wear them anymore lol
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An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.
Lao Tzu
"Be the change that you want to see in the world.. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake."
Defending yourself, your beliefs, or your individuality is never easy as it only brings conflict....just look at the news, your school, or a Martial arts forum.....
whoooooo
saw that coming from a mile away!
i was actually thinking" 47MM wont be able to let it go that i like wearing KF outfits so i know hes gonna post that against me, but idk"
ha ha too predictable man..... and by the way, i dont wear them anymore lol
Hey, dont worry about it. I am only picking put of admiration for you.
I did the same thing in my teens....on rare occasion.
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Originally Posted by 47MartialMan
Hey, dont worry about it. I am only picking put of admiration for you.
I did the same thing in my teens....on rare occasion.
ha ha not worried lol just having fun
really? woahhhhh i cant believe it ha ah
i never would have thought you would have done ANY of that in your days
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An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.
Lao Tzu
"Be the change that you want to see in the world.. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake."
Defending yourself, your beliefs, or your individuality is never easy as it only brings conflict....just look at the news, your school, or a Martial arts forum.....
The Lighter side of Philosophy
The Lighter side of Philosophy 
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