If you could use only one....

[Jason]

I reckon I could take that monkey...

[bladeborn]

Now I can't allow that a chimp with a group of trained killer huskies counts as one weapon! Thats lots

[JCaudill]

My father in law uses his truck for hunting. Chevy Kwan Do may be a worth while style with the amount of jerky he sends us every year.

[N.B]

Originally Posted by Miticis

A whip.

Choke, Cut, Slap, Rappel, Swing, Grab, there are lots of things you could do with a nice whip.

A dirk would be nice too.

Didn't know you were into the kinky stuff Miticis

[Jason]

Originally Posted by bladeborn

Now I can't allow that a chimp with a group of trained killer huskies counts as one weapon! Thats lots

A trained rhino. That surely counts as one.

[Miticis]

Originally Posted by N.B

Didn't know you were into the kinky stuff Miticis

Oh snap!

I totally didn't mean it that way (Indianan Jones style), but hey, that works too

[Jason]

Originally Posted by Miticis

Oh snap!

I totally didn't mean it that way (Indianan Jones style), but hey, that works too

A robber jumps in through your window, and there's you handcuffed to your couch in hot pants and a gimp mask witha 9 ft whip with purple tassels on the end... I guess that could work.

[daddydiboy]

Originally Posted by GoddeBPM

A robber jumps in through your window, and there's you handcuffed to your couch in hot pants and a gimp mask witha 9 ft whip with purple tassels on the end... I guess that could work.

A hot girl with whip. The robber might just surrender himself right there, not even a fight. Give it to me baby, yeah!

[bladeborn]

Yes a rhino would probably count as one weapon... Can't really pick them up down the local martial arts shop though! And they smell...

I have a whip with tassles... actually it's more like a riding crop... but the tassles are pink... it's a good addition to the collection!

[LeiWuLong]

Ok i know that those who know me already guessed my answer and the best of u better not laugh, but i choose the Guan Dao, ole Guan Yu makes me so proud even if he did fight for the Wei kingdom, heehee, gimme a guan dao and i will take all comers, lol not too sound arogant im not sayin i would win im just sayin bring it!

[bladeborn]

I've never had a fight with someone using a guan dao before, would be a lot of fun they look very dangerous in the right hands! Shame you're in a different country really or some sparring could be in order!

[LeiWuLong]

It would be my honour to engage in friendly combat, its a great weapon but not exactly something you see everyday, prehaps thats why i like it so much. Actually im going to inspect new stock at my chine friends shop, i believe theyre by the Hanwei company, very nice but too expensive for battle application.

[Jason]

Originally Posted by LeiWuLong

Ok i know that those who know me already guessed my answer and the best of u better not laugh, but i choose the Guan Dao, ole Guan Yu makes me so proud even if he did fight for the Wei kingdom, heehee, gimme a guan dao and i will take all comers, lol not too sound arogant im not sayin i would win im just sayin bring it!

Since I'm from Canton, I think I'd be fighting for Wu. What are the differences between a naginata and guan doa?

[WC_Lun]

The guan dao is a heavier weapon and the blade is broader. Its been forever since I've seen a naginata form, so I'm not sure on the difference in use. I'm assuming with the diffeerence in how they are built that the guan dao uses broader strokes to use its weight in the cut.

[Miticis]

Originally Posted by GoddeBPM

A robber jumps in through your window, and there's you handcuffed to your couch in hot pants and a gimp mask witha 9 ft whip with purple tassels on the end... I guess that could work.

Best not project your fantasies onto others GoddeBPM, or are you talking from experience?

Anyways, here is a modern representation of a dirk. A more classical take would be straight smooth blade, one edged, bone or wood handle, around 14 inches long. Good for fighting in the off hand, or when backed into a corner. Useually hidden in the kilt folds or boot.